I was playing with a ouija board in an old curio shop near my house, operated by an old man of some years acquaintance. This story could end one of two ways - either I'm actually dead, or he's the dead one. Either way is fine with me, have fun with it. But we made a Blue Team shirt, that's the main thing - a shirt to which mysteries such as this firmly cling.
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